Well, ya wanna hear this? The ultimate dick-over. Matt went to Oktoberfest – with some blonde. And I was there too. I wish I’d never gone. But no – if I hadn’t gone, I wouldn’t have known. And I did get him back – listen to this: I was a little tipsy, and a little wild, and I saw a bunch of friends from school – football players. So what did I do? Convinced them to threaten Matt. And it was good. Matt shriveled up like a prune, tried to pay them off, all kinds of stuff. Now I’ll write him a letter and let him know how I feel about the whole thing.
Oh well. Life goes on.
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